bucket list

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Parting Scotts
by Michael Scott

As most of you know, I've given my two weeks' notice. Leaving my position of Regional Manager, after a storied career, I'm moving on to bigger and better things. I've compiled a list of stuff that I will accomplish now that I no longer have to carry the Scranton branch, nay, the entire Dunder Mifflin corporation on my shoulders:

• Complete my bucket list.
• Rent Bucket List.
• Finally win a stuffed animal from the claw game at Chucky Cheese.
  
• Meet someone and fall in love with them, and have many many children.
  
• Visit every Six Flags, ride all the rides, never puke.
  
• Create and promote my YouTube video "Whoopie (cushion) Goldberg."
• Write my new screenplay "Very Scary Movie" - spoiler alert, it's a spoof of "Scary Movie" - only it's actually very scary. Also it's hilarious.
• Europe.
• Pimp my PT Cruiser.
  

.. i may need to add that Six Flags one to my own list.