apparently i am the fashion police.

it's also possible that i just saw some of the worst dressed people in the universe last night. not that i thought that naples, fl was any fashion capital. it's not. but the way some partygoers were dressed, you'd think they've never seen what normal people look like. here are two choice photographs showing the fashion-impaired. please keep in mind that these photographs do not include one of a woman who had made such poor fashion choices that all i could do was stare as she walked by.

um, i'm not sure what's going on here, but i doubt this was ever in style.

oh, honey. you forgot your pants!