even though she had yet to see the entire lost finale, my mom had a pretty good theory about lost. when i asked her how she liked the first part of the finale she replied, "it was good. it reminded me of sympathy for the devil."
just thought i'd post all of the lyrics here, since after reviewing them, i sort of agree....
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for long, long years Stole many man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Tell me baby, what's my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what's my name I tell you one time, you're to blame
What's my name Tell me, baby, what's my name Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
here be spoilers... come back after you've seen the finale! (or final, as certain special people like to say.)
well! it's been a year, hasn't it. i'm really not sure what the hell i'm going to do until freakin' 2010 to wait and find out if juliet is dead, if jughead went boom, if they got transported back/forward in time, if 815 crashed, if real-locke is real dead....
first off - locke is dead! probabaly. right....? so this whole season, fake-locke has just been walkin' around somehow in a locke suit? that's creeptastic. kind of reminds me of that alien in MIB who killed the farmer, and walked around in his body like an "edgar suit," as his shell-shocked wife described. it just seems weird that the producers would slip this in at the end. (that's what she said.) i mean, we've all kind of picked up the fact that back-from-the-dead locke is somehow slightly different than old-locke. but i had at least just figured that he had some new-found connection with smokey or the island or whatever. not that he was SOME OTHER DUDE COMPLETELY. seems like a cheap trick, but ok. it's lost. if i can suspend belief on everything else, i can let this slide too, right?
a few questions that have been raised. first off, it seems curious that if fake-locke is the dude from the beginning of the episode, chillin' with jacob on the beach in the shadow of the statue, he would know exactly where jacob lived! why does fake-locke make a big show of "take me to your leader" and so forth?? i assume that he doesn't want to let on that he is fake-locke. if he just ran into jacob's underground lair, everyone (ben, sun, richard, the band of merry red-shirts, etc) would be curious. i think he has to play up the unknowingness to convince everyone that he's the locke they all know. (of course, now his cover is totally blown, considering real-locke's body is now rolled out on the sand.)
also - how are there TWO locke bodies?! if fake-locke is in one (in the underground lair when we last saw him), why the heck is real-locke out on the beach? where did the extra body come from? i presume this can be explained with some time-travel trickery. it just seems that if fake-locke is indeed wearing real-locke like a suit, there should only be one body, no? other things i need answers to! - what is the significance of the ash circle around not-jacob's-haunted-cabin being broken? who has been let out of captivity? - who the heck is ilana? what was she doing in a russian hospital? why did it seem like she knew jacob? - why did jacob physically touch all of the 815ers that he met? why was juliet's flashback the only one without jacob? - who/what is the loophole? - how does the ben/widmore war factor into the jacob/fake-locke war? - does anyone care where claire is?!
other things i'm thinking about! - sayid? probably a goner (boooooo). juliet? maybe not. - i loved the back of sun's wedding dress! i've missed her usual spark and awesomeness this season. bring it back in season 6, b'vakasha!! - interesting that jacob gave hurley that guitar case that we've all assumed is charlie's. it still might be, but how did jacob end up with it? (also - i loved that one of hurley's possessions was a fruit roll up. never ever change, hurley!) - horrah for phil being dead! that guy was a major jerk. - glad there was a little moment about charlie and claire when sun found his driveshaft ring (can't believe that thing is still around!) in aaron's old crib (made by old-real-locke!) oh, the old days... - obvious but - so so scary and sad when nadia gets smashed by that car. i was mad when jacob just kind of looked on as if he knew it was going to happen... but then i forgave him because he seems nice and is cute. (but why did they cast some dude who looks like steve zahn as jacob??)
recaps: - i would definitely check out doc jensen's recap at ew. good stuff, and he'll have another one out next week with more finals thoughts and answers. - erika posted a few thoughts today on her blog, but will eventually have a full (or two) posts on the finale. considering she's (real) locke's gal, i'm sure she's quite sad...
ok. hope that helped jumpstart your thinking. hopefully i didn't further confuse anyone... what the heck do we do until 2010?!
while i can't mention how i happened upon this site, i'm quite glad that i found it. i was enticed by the schlep tote (shown here). that is something that i definitely need to carry around town. i love it. i am also enjoying the yiddish cat in the hat(though i'm not sure what dr. suess would think, or if i'm even allowed to officially endore it) and i'm pretty sure my mom will want to get mimi the kosher bone and bagel chew toys. ohhh, excitement...
you may or may not have ever seen the mr. deity webisodes, but if you're a friend of mine, i can promise you'll enjoy them. you can watch them on youtube or on crackle. just watch the video below about the creation of the 10 commandments and you'll be sold.
just had the coolest lecture at work (one in a series of "tech lectures" at random house). it was given by nick bolton, who works in the r&d labs at the nytimes. basically his whole job is thinking about new technologies for content, layouts and access to information. um, how do i get that job? he also worked on the website/video content for david carr's book the night of the gun. (he also just seems like a nice, cool guy.)
if you want to know more about the future of flexible newspapers that can customize content based on the street corner you are standing on (and how it will cost less than the paper newspapers that you can buy now), be sure to keep an eye on this guy. (or just follow him on twitter, if you're into that sort of thing.)
a) they are making a movie of one of my all-time favorite books, the time traveler's wife. it's probably the one really romanticy, lovey-dovey thing that i like. if you have not read this book - DO IT. it's a really wonderful story. also, it's set in Chicago. what more could you want?? and while i am excited, i realize that the movie stars eric bana and rachel mcadams... could be a blerg-a-thon. i think i need to know more about how they are translating the book into a movie, or we could be getting into really creepy benjamin-button-stlye-old-man-little-girl-love scenarios.
b) here is a book that i need, and i am not sure why it has yet to be purchased for me!!!
i presume that, like me, you all really enjoyed last week's episode of lost. i loooooove daniel and was so glad to have my suspicions confirmed that his mom = eloise and his dad = widmore. now we have two sets of half-siblings (jack and claire, daniel and penny). sad that he is more-than-likely dead (although, who knows with this show) and sadder that eloise sent him back to the island even when she knew all along that she kills him. i suppose she did it "for the island" or some malarkey like that. creepy convo between mini-charlotte and dan - it's kind of weird to think that's when she met him, but he didn't meet her until he was on the frieghter. ahh... try to wrap your brain around that one.
anywho - this week's recap of the variable on tvgasm.com was quite delightful. i'd highly recommend it to get some laughs into your monday morning.
also, e's recap is out. i haven't read it yet, but i'm sure she has some great insights, as always.
did anyone else catch this wonderful article in the nytimes today? it starts off talking about kids in westchester, ny doing chores and you think "oh boo hoo, rich kids have to do chores." but they are doing chores to raise money for a program called chores mean more. they are paid money (by their parents - some pay as much as $1 per chore - ooooh!) to do chores around the house. the money is then sent to their sister schools in Kenya so kids there can have storybooks and writing supplies. also - Jewish 7th graders wrote rhymes to help african kids learn to read and write stories inspired by Jewish prayers. one student set up a laptop at her bat mitzvah last month for guests to tell their own stories, and created table centerpieces from markers, pencils, crayons, chalk and scissors that will be donated to the african schools. “stories can be written by anyone, no matter your race, religion, gender, wealth or where in the world you live,” she said.
um, i love it. if you want to learn more/get involved, you can go to the LitWorld website. they're having a benefit in New York next month! sign me up!
since we've been lost-deprived this week due to the no-pisode (i.e. - clipshow), i'd like to share some delicious lost news! next week's episode the variable is the 100th episode of lost! ahhhh! in celebration of this, the folks at ace of cakes made a cake for the lost cast. it features a beach, old timey computer, dharma beer cans and mini-cake characters. check out hilarious pictures of the lost cast with their cake - i especially enjoy the picture of daniel dae kim (jin) taking a picture of his own mini-cake character on his iPhone.
and while we're on the variable... people are saying that this episode is a bookend to last season's the constant. considering that that episode was one of lost's most romantic (and freaking-awesome) episodes, doom and gloom seems possible for our favorite losties.
since my boss has been out of town all week, we've been a bit more relaxed than normal. it's not all because she's gone - we have recently finished a major project, so some relaxation is in order. i've been researching several products, including a new hair dryer, the perfect sandal and a big summery tote bag. the sandal part is quite frustrating as i really shouldn't be wearing sandals in the first place, and therefore i have to be careful. last night, l told me about a site (endless.com) that has free overnight delivery on everything. even though i was working late, i rallied my coworkers and picked out the best shoe ever. and at 11:00am the next day the mail guy at work dropped off my shoes! thank you to my new favorite website!
it makes me so happy when i find cool little articles that combine so many things that i loooove. case in point: the article i happened upon on cnn.com today about twittering and science. (basically, if you add "and science" to the end of anything, i'll like it.) they posted an article about a scientist who is trying to make a twitter client where you can post to twitter just by thinking. hello, 21st century. apparently it's used by viewing a series of letters, picking out which letters you want to "type", and then concentrating on the word "twit" at the bottom to post your message. not only is this just ridiculously awesome, they hope that it can be used by people with brain-stem injuries and locked-in syndrome. of course, locked-in syndrome is what afflicts the main character in one of my all-time favorite books, the diving bell and the butterfly. (it's also a true story. i'd highly recommend it. the movie is pretty good too - not as beautiful and heartbreaking as the book, but is one of the only movies to ever make me cry.) this really seems to suit twitter, even for normal people. i'd love to be able to just think of something and immediately post it to twitter. usually by the time i actually sign on to twitter and type it out, i've changed it a few times, and it isn't as witty as my original thought. though if i had to go all the way to the twitter science lab to use their new-fangled machine, that could really cut into my posting time. i guess i'll just have to stick to the old fashioned way...
even though the days of me "experimenting" with twitter are long gone, this article caught my eye today in the nytimes. (yes, nerd-alert: i read the technology section regularly.) apparently someone has designed spreadtweet, which is a twitter client that looks like a boring-ol' excel spreadsheet. you can even choose between Office OSX, Windows Office 2003 and Windows Office 2007. i may just have to start tweeting again, since this is just about the best idea i've heard all day...
i received an email this morning with an announcement stating that dan brown would be releasing a new book with us in the fall. i asked my co-worker if it starred tom hanks again and, via robert langdon, yes it does.
the press release continues: “This is a great day for readers and booksellers,” said Sonny Mehta (chairman and editor-in-chief of knopf doubleday). “The Lost Symbol is a brilliant and compelling thriller. Dan Brown’s prodigious talent for storytelling, infused with history, codes and intrigue, is on full display in this new book. This is one of the most anticipated publications in recent history, and it was well worth the wait.”
let's hope it's that good. the book is having a first printing of five million copies, the largest first printing in random house history. i really really hope the book is all it's cracked up to be, otherwise we could all be in deep doo-doo. as an nymag article (forwarded to me by e with the subject line "you're famous!") said, "if the Greatest Sequel of All Time disappoints, the greatest layoffs of all time are sure to follow.