maybe my parents want to move...

...to a different house in Highland Park? if so, they should check this one out.

don't tell me what i can't rue.

i don't know about you, but i have been in serious lost withdrawl. thank goodness tvgasm came to my rescue today with the recap of the second half of the lost finale. i know some of you aren't too keen on the funny-style recaps, but this one is gold. and honestly, what else do you have to live for at this point?

we're still waiting on more doc jensen and the LLL recap. stay tuned. in the meantime, you can ponder this question from e:

"yo, so when locke's douchebag father appeared on the island, you think that was also anti-jacob/smoke monster guy?"
and if it wasn't really anthony cooper, then that dude is still alive! and - who the hell did sawyer really kill?!

one more thing about this new imposter-locke. i am really liking his new names, including flocke (fake+locke) and mocke (mock+locke). any other good ones out there?

meet rebecca.

no, not me. the newest american girl doll. um, yea. not only is the newest american girl doll jewish, her name is rebecca. can i get her for my 25th birthday, or am i too old?!

did you call moi a dipshit?

ok, ok. so i haven't seen T3. i can still be way psyched about T4 coming out this weekend, right?? well, i am. T2 is one of my all-time favorite movies, and i'm pretty excited that christian bale has decided to get on the terminator train. a movie series that gives me ahhnold, edward furlong and bale?? yea, i can't wait. it's just too bad i don't get a super-bad-to-the-bone linda hamilton reprise.

to get you pumped up for tomorrow's movie release (in ny anyhow), you should check out ew.com 15 best terminator moments gallery. (the first one is my favorite.)

you is talkin' loco, and i like it!

movie newsflash!!!

it seems that, while being interviewed for night at the museum II, or whatever it's called, ben stiller discussed the possibility of a second zoolander movie! (please insert freak-out here.) while i'm not usually a fan of sequels almost-ten-years later, i would welcome a zoolander sequel any day. seriously - old hansel? would david bowie make a second guest appearance? would we finally get to see how life is at the derek zoolander center for kids who can't read good? the possibilities are endless. i await your arrival, mr. mugatu!

More about this movie

and.... more.

now here's a story, kidlets..

in my combined bored-at-work with must-gather-every-shred-of-information-available-on-lost (yes, i have problems), i came across vozzek69's recap of the finale. i know he's supposed to be good, but in normal weeks, by the time i had read ew and LLL, my brain was already mush, and i knew a new ep was around the corner. but now, i have nothing.

aside from his recap being quite super, i just came across this theory on not-jacob's cabin that really blew me away:

"My theory on this is long and complicated, and probably has some holes in it... but here it is:


The man in the dark shirt was somehow imprisoned in the cabin, kept there by the circle of ash. This is who we first saw say "Help me" when the cabin was introduced. Maybe Jacob tricked him in there and trapped him, and maybe Richard even helped. This could explain why the dark man could at first only appear in one of his most ancient forms - the smoke monster - because his physical being was stuck in the cabin behind the circle of ash. We also saw him appear in the forms of Yemi and Alex, but only after having scanned the minds of the people who knew those characters.


Whatever the case, once the circle was broken the entity was allowed to leave. It took the form of Christian, but it also knew that Richard would never lead Christian to where Jacob was hiding out. It therefore needed to take the form of John Locke, a man who Richard envisions should be the true leader of the Others. As Richard points out, only the leader of the Others would be permitted an audience with Jacob... it's part of "the rules" and the smoke monster knows this.


And so the dark dude/monster develops an elaborate plan: To become Locke, it knows the original John Locke needs to die. But the island (Jacob?) won't let allow Locke to die; this is best evidenced when Ben shoots him point blank and he somehow lives. It realizes it needs to get Locke off island in order to kill him. It then uses ghost Christian to manipulate Locke into turning the wheel, where it knows/hopes Locke will be killed, while at the same time planting seeds in Locke's head that he'll need to die in order to come back. Ben dutifully brings Locke's body back on Ajira 316, thinking he's doing the island's bidding when he's actually doing the opposite.


The smoke monster takes over from there. All that's left at that point is to gain a weapon with which to kill Jacob. That weapon is Ben, and the dark man has been sharpening that weapon for a long time now."

yea. go read the whole recap. because seriously - what else do you have going on without lost recaps?

dear darlton.

in my constant quest to find out more about lost, i found a pretty great list of questions on the ny mag website. gems such as: "did widmore and elosie every get an audience with jacob?" and "why did they burn not-jacob's cabin?" and "what the heck happened to ilana's face (and did jacob heal it like in the same way he seems to revive real-locke after his fall)?" at least they ask my question about where the heck is claire (and why does no one - except potentially kate - seem to care)? give us some answers, puh-lease!!!

also, the always-hilarious tvgasm lost recap is out, though only on the first part of the finale.

anyone else wishing we could time travel to 2010 to start season 6 asap?

rolling stones + lost =......

even though she had yet to see the entire lost finale, my mom had a pretty good theory about lost. when i asked her how she liked the first part of the finale she replied, "it was good. it reminded me of sympathy for the devil."

just thought i'd post all of the lyrics here, since after reviewing them, i sort of agree....

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for long, long years
Stole many man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down


Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

yea dude, we're from the future.

here be spoilers... come back after you've seen the finale! (or final, as certain special people like to say.)



well! it's been a year, hasn't it. i'm really not sure what the hell i'm going to do until freakin' 2010 to wait and find out if juliet is dead, if jughead went boom, if they got transported back/forward in time, if 815 crashed, if real-locke is real dead....

first off - locke is dead! probabaly. right....? so this whole season, fake-locke has just been walkin' around somehow in a locke suit? that's creeptastic. kind of reminds me of that alien in MIB who killed the farmer, and walked around in his body like an "edgar suit," as his shell-shocked wife described. it just seems weird that the producers would slip this in at the end. (that's what she said.) i mean, we've all kind of picked up the fact that back-from-the-dead locke is somehow slightly different than old-locke. but i had at least just figured that he had some new-found connection with smokey or the island or whatever. not that he was SOME OTHER DUDE COMPLETELY. seems like a cheap trick, but ok. it's lost. if i can suspend belief on everything else, i can let this slide too, right?

a few questions that have been raised. first off, it seems curious that if fake-locke is the dude from the beginning of the episode, chillin' with jacob on the beach in the shadow of the statue, he would know exactly where jacob lived! why does fake-locke make a big show of "take me to your leader" and so forth?? i assume that he doesn't want to let on that he is fake-locke. if he just ran into jacob's underground lair, everyone (ben, sun, richard, the band of merry red-shirts, etc) would be curious. i think he has to play up the unknowingness to convince everyone that he's the locke they all know. (of course, now his cover is totally blown, considering real-locke's body is now rolled out on the sand.)

also - how are there TWO locke bodies?! if fake-locke is in one (in the underground lair when we last saw him), why the heck is real-locke out on the beach? where did the extra body come from? i presume this can be explained with some time-travel trickery. it just seems that if fake-locke is indeed wearing real-locke like a suit, there should only be one body, no?

other things i need answers to!
- what is the significance of the ash circle around not-jacob's-haunted-cabin being broken? who has been let out of captivity?
- who the heck is ilana? what was she doing in a russian hospital? why did it seem like she knew jacob?
- why did jacob physically touch all of the 815ers that he met? why was juliet's flashback the only one without jacob?
- who/what is the loophole?
- how does the ben/widmore war factor into the jacob/fake-locke war?
- does anyone care where claire is?!

other things i'm thinking about!
- sayid? probably a goner (boooooo). juliet? maybe not.
- i loved the back of sun's wedding dress! i've missed her usual spark and awesomeness this season. bring it back in season 6, b'vakasha!!
- interesting that jacob gave hurley that guitar case that we've all assumed is charlie's. it still might be, but how did jacob end up with it? (also - i loved that one of hurley's possessions was a fruit roll up. never ever change, hurley!)
- horrah for phil being dead! that guy was a major jerk.
- glad there was a little moment about charlie and claire when sun found his driveshaft ring (can't believe that thing is still around!) in aaron's old crib (made by old-real-locke!) oh, the old days...
- obvious but - so so scary and sad when nadia gets smashed by that car. i was mad when jacob just kind of looked on as if he knew it was going to happen... but then i forgave him because he seems nice and is cute. (but why did they cast some dude who looks like steve zahn as jacob??)

recaps:
- i would definitely check out doc jensen's recap at ew. good stuff, and he'll have another one out next week with more finals thoughts and answers.
- erika posted a few thoughts today on her blog, but will eventually have a full (or two) posts on the finale. considering she's (real) locke's gal, i'm sure she's quite sad...

ok. hope that helped jumpstart your thinking. hopefully i didn't further confuse anyone... what the heck do we do until 2010?!

...and a new obsession is born.

while i can't mention how i happened upon this site, i'm quite glad that i found it. i was enticed by the schlep tote (shown here). that is something that i definitely need to carry around town. i love it. i am also enjoying the yiddish cat in the hat (though i'm not sure what dr. suess would think, or if i'm even allowed to officially endore it) and i'm pretty sure my mom will want to get mimi the kosher bone and bagel chew toys. ohhh, excitement...

god is my stage name.

you may or may not have ever seen the mr. deity webisodes, but if you're a friend of mine, i can promise you'll enjoy them. you can watch them on youtube or on crackle. just watch the video below about the creation of the 10 commandments and you'll be sold.

mind = blown.

just had the coolest lecture at work (one in a series of "tech lectures" at random house). it was given by nick bolton, who works in the r&d labs at the nytimes. basically his whole job is thinking about new technologies for content, layouts and access to information. um, how do i get that job? he also worked on the website/video content for david carr's book the night of the gun. (he also just seems like a nice, cool guy.)

if you want to know more about the future of flexible newspapers that can customize content based on the street corner you are standing on (and how it will cost less than the paper newspapers that you can buy now), be sure to keep an eye on this guy. (or just follow him on twitter, if you're into that sort of thing.)

pretty sure i need this.

check out the article for various other cool contraption ideas.

excitement.

two things i must share!

a) they are making a movie of one of my all-time favorite books, the time traveler's wife. it's probably the one really romanticy, lovey-dovey thing that i like. if you have not read this book - DO IT. it's a really wonderful story. also, it's set in Chicago. what more could you want?? and while i am excited, i realize that the movie stars eric bana and rachel mcadams... could be a blerg-a-thon. i think i need to know more about how they are translating the book into a movie, or we could be getting into really creepy benjamin-button-stlye-old-man-little-girl-love scenarios.

b) here is a book that i need, and i am not sure why it has yet to be purchased for me!!!

bwa-ha-ha.

i presume that, like me, you all really enjoyed last week's episode of lost. i loooooove daniel and was so glad to have my suspicions confirmed that his mom = eloise and his dad = widmore. now we have two sets of half-siblings (jack and claire, daniel and penny). sad that he is more-than-likely dead (although, who knows with this show) and sadder that eloise sent him back to the island even when she knew all along that she kills him. i suppose she did it "for the island" or some malarkey like that. creepy convo between mini-charlotte and dan - it's kind of weird to think that's when she met him, but he didn't meet her until he was on the frieghter. ahh... try to wrap your brain around that one.

anywho - this week's recap of the variable on tvgasm.com was quite delightful. i'd highly recommend it to get some laughs into your monday morning.

also, e's recap is out. i haven't read it yet, but i'm sure she has some great insights, as always.